Tuesday, 30 May 2017

#003 WhatsApp broadcast message

Jokes of the day
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED". Some people
say there is no difference between
*"COMPLETE" and "FINISHED*", but there is. When *you marry* the right woman you are *COMPLETE* and when you *marry* the *wrong woman,* you are *FINISHED!* When
your wife *catches* you with *another woman*
you are *COMPLETELY FINISHED* and when your *wife* likes *shopping* so much you are
*FINISHED COMPLETELY*

Monday, 29 May 2017

#002 WhatsApp broadcast message

Effect of Whatsapp on English Language
Mike & Dora on watsapp :
Mike : Hi dear.
Dora : βœ‹
Mike : How are you .??
Dora : πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora : πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora : 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora : πŸ‘Œ
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora : βœ”
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora: πŸ’„πŸ’…
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora : ❌
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces? Dora :- πŸ˜₯😑
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora: Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt yestathey... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to smileys pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- ok dear, God blast u.

KwaaaaaakssssπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ dont laugh alone share the funπŸ˜œπŸ˜³πŸ˜œπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ good morning....get more BC msg's @ gidicruz.blogspot.com

#001 WhatsApp broadcast message

Your girlfriend wants u 2 meet her family, when u got there...The elder sister is ur ex girlfriend .The younger brother is the boy you were fighting with over a girl .His dad is the doctor who advice u to stop coming with girls for abortion. And finally the mother is the sugar mommy who just bought u a ferrari sport car.Wat will u do? send dis to 10boys nd listen to their funny comments don't spoil the fun.....#kindly revisit gidicruz.blogspot.com for more BC msg's

Saturday, 26 November 2016

Reasons why she might be saying NO when you asking for sex


Are you bordered about why you are always getting a NO from her anytime you ask her for s*x these might be one of the reasons, trust me
1. She is not in the mood for sex;If she is she will definitely heed to your call. You both gat the same blood.

2. She is not feeling you; You may not be her specs of a guy. Simply put, you are not attractive to her.

3.Her undies is dirty;;She may be sweating or her undies is an eyesore at that particular time. She may not want to tell you, Hence her refusal. Some type of female undies turns most guys on a lot.E.g,gstring,thong,bikini.

4.She has not refreshen; Most ladies like to smell good during lovemaking. They know that guys don’t like body odour even though some guys have it.However,Ladies I have seen with their boyfriends at home or in a hotel always take their bath during pre-intimacy. If she is not smelling nice no amount of begging can convince her.

Friday, 25 November 2016

Planning Goals for Success


Everybody wants to be successful in life. In whatever we do, our primary aim is to be successful in it. But we realize that often time, our plans take another turn, in the course of execution, or fail totally to yield desired results. This is always the case when we fail to put certain measures in place, or act in ignorance of important steps and considerations.

Consider when you set goals for the year, and at the end of the year, it turns out that you are yet to achieve any of the goals you had set. This exposes a lapse in harmonizing one's personal discipline and attitude, with goals-both personal and organizational.

In this article, I will outline 5 important tips for successful goal setting and entrepreneurship. These tips can help us set viable goals, and effectively implement courses of action that will lead to the achievement of such goals.

1. Setting SMART Goals:

Goals define our role and generally challenge us to be better. It also motivates us to be unwavering and persistent on a particular task.

Therefore, goals that will yield positive results must be SMART. This means that our goals must be;

a. Specific.

b. Measurable.

c. Relevant.

d. Timely and

e. Attainable.


2. Organization:

Our business goals should be broken down into smaller goal sets, with specified role requirements, and carefully assigned to different people to carry out.

However, you should ensure people who are responsible for a particular role, are trained to efficiently and effectively carry out their task. You should also oversee the processes to ensure they remain in harmony with set goals.

3. Efficiency:

In carrying out actions that could lead to the achievement of goals, there is a great need to be efficient and knowledgeable enough in assigned roles. Hence, regular training and evaluation is required to ensure utmost efficiency in a goal getting process.

4. Accountability:

This is a very vital aspect of our existence. We need to be accountable to ourselves and others too.

The African Managers Initiative Team suggests that having an Accountability Partner can address the lapse between our desire to be accountable, and actually being accountable.

what is an accountability partner?

An accountability partner is a person who coaches another person in terms of helping the other person keep a commitment.

This Accountability Partner should be someone you trust and respect- preferably a senior colleague or a partner. He/she should be one who can hold you responsible to your goals, and speak up without fear when you lose focus or go wrong. This latest invention by the African Managers Initiative has shown high level of practicability and success.

5. Time Management:

No matter where you are or what you do, time is always of essence, and should be smartly managed for optimum benefits. I will write about time management in my next article. But it is worthy of mention here, as everything I have outlined above could fail if time is not properly and smartly managed and used.

Research shows that every one hour wasted amounts to a corresponding hourly income loss. This is essentially true in core areas of our business life, as inputs directly determine expected output-all other things being equal.

We should therefore be keen on deploying the best suited time management technique for our unique goals and roles. This, I believe is the engine with which every other measures work

Saturday, 19 November 2016

Amazing ways to make free money online




I'm sure you have at least thought about making money free on the internet once or twice in your life. Well, in this article, you're going to learn about amazing ways to make money on the Internet for free.

Method 1: Article Writing
Writing articles for profit has become a very popular method to make money on the Internet for free. Anyone with decent writing skills can become an online article writer and bring in a regular income every month. There are a few ways to profit from article writing. The first method is to write articles for merchants and companies who require content for their marketing campaigns. The second method is to promote your own products to make a sale or affiliate products to earn a commission.

Method 2: Blogging
Many people are blogging and earning hundreds and thousands of dollars per month. How do they do it? All they do is to take a free blog from WordPress or Blogger, create content and market it. These bloggers then monetize their blog through affiliate links to earn a commission, or contextual ads such as Google AdSense ads that make them money every time a visitor clicks on one of the ads.

Method 3: Paid-To-Complete Offers
Paid-to-complete offers pay you for filling up a form, survey or signing up for trial offers. The reason why companies will pay you for filling up a survey form, for example, is because they are doing market research and they want to learn more about their market. Sites that offer paid-to-complete offers include Cash Crate and Treasure Trooper.

Method 4: Brokering
If you noticed, the methods described so far do not necessarily require you to have a product of your own to sell. Brokering is another method that does not require you to create a product. With brokering, you match buyers and sellers and get paid a commission fee. You can broker buyers and sellers of digital information products or even eBay products just by sending a few emails to both parties.

Method 5: Affiliate Marketing
Affiliate marketing is perhaps the most popular and viable way of making money online without busting your guts trying to create products that the market will buy. You simply find proven products that are already selling well on the market, sign up as an affiliate, and promote the products. When you sell the affiliate products, you earn commissions. This method can be combined with methods like article marketing and/or blogging to create a well-oiled online money-making machine.

You can kindly comment your points, your questions are also welcomed…

Sunday, 13 November 2016

Nigeria as one of the 2018 world cup qualifiers

It was a big win for Nigeria on Saturday evening as they beat Algeria 3-1 in Uyo, making it their second win of Russia 2018 World Cup Qualifying officially making Nigeria become the first team to defeat Les Verts of Algeria by two goals since Ivory Coast at AFCON 2015.
A goal from captain John Mikel Obi and two from fellow Chelsea teammate Victor Moses sealed the win for Gernot Rohr's men despite a fightback from Algeria in the second half.
Victor Moses put the Super Eagles in front after 26 minutes with a low shot from inside the area after Hicham Belkaroui failed to defend well and then in the 42nd minute, Mikel Obi received a well timed straight pass while in the 18 yard box and then slotted into the net after looking up at the linesman to see if he would be flagged offside.
Algeria with top players like Mahrez of Leicester City already in their ranks, then attacked ferociously in the second half as Bentaleb canvassed a brilliant shot into the top corner in the 52nd minute.
With two minutes to go before the end of the match, Victor Moses sent the fans at the Godswill Akpabio International Stadium, Uyo into ecstacy, as he scored his second of the night in stoppage time after beating the keeper at the near post with a good placed shot.
Nigeria are now top of their World Cup qualifying group after Cameroon were held to a 1-1 draw at home to Zambia, making it six points from two matches for Gernot Rohr's men.