#003 WhatsApp broadcast message

Jokes of the day
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED". Some people
say there is no difference between
*"COMPLETE" and "FINISHED*", but there is. When *you marry* the right woman you are *COMPLETE* and when you *marry* the *wrong woman,* you are *FINISHED!* When
your wife *catches* you with *another woman*
you are *COMPLETELY FINISHED* and when your *wife* likes *shopping* so much you are
*FINISHED COMPLETELY*

#002 WhatsApp broadcast message

Effect of Whatsapp on English Language
Mike & Dora on watsapp :
Mike : Hi dear.
Dora : ✋
Mike : How are you .??
Dora : 😊👍
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora : 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora : 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora : 👌
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora : ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora: 💄💅
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora : ❌
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces? Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora: Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt yestathey... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to smileys pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- ok dear, God blast u.

Kwaaaaaakssss😂😂😂😂😂😂 dont laugh alone share the fun😜😳😜🙃🙃😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢 good morning....get more BC msg's @ gidicruz.blogspot.com

#001 WhatsApp broadcast message

Your girlfriend wants u 2 meet her family, when u got there...The elder sister is ur ex girlfriend .The younger brother is the boy you were fighting with over a girl .His dad is the doctor who advice u to stop coming with girls for abortion. And finally the mother is the sugar mommy who just bought u a ferrari sport car.Wat will u do? send dis to 10boys nd listen to their funny comments don't spoil the fun.....#kindly revisit gidicruz.blogspot.com for more BC msg's